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45 Funny and Famous Shoe Quotes About Shoes and Life
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1. ‘A woman with good shoes is never ugly.’ – Coco Chanel
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘A woman with good shoes is never ugly.’ – Coco Chanel](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-1.jpg)
2. ‘I spend most of my time wearing uncomfortable things, so for me, it’s all about trainers.’ – Cara Delevingne
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I spend most of my time wearing uncomfortable things, so for me, it’s all about trainers.’ – Cara Delevingne](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-2.jpg)
3. ‘I can’t concentrate in flats.’ – Victoria Beckham
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I can’t concentrate in flats.’ – Victoria Beckham](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-3.jpg)
4. ‘I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.’ – Imelda Marcos
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.’ – Imelda Marcos](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-4.jpg)
5. ‘With no man in sight, I decided to rescue my ankles from a life of boredom. By purchasing too many pairs of Jimmy Choo shoes.’ – Carrie Bradshaw
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘With no man in sight, I decided to rescue my ankles from a life of boredom. By purchasing too many pairs of Jimmy Choo shoes.’ – Carrie Bradshaw](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-5.jpg)
6. ‘One shoe can change your life.’ – Cinderella
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘One shoe can change your life.’ – Cinderella](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-6.jpg)
7. ‘I’m not afraid of heights, have you seen my shoes?’ – Carrie Bradshaw
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I’m not afraid of heights, have you seen my shoes?’ – Carrie Bradshaw](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-7.jpg)
8. ‘I see a pair of shoes I adore, and it doesn’t matter if they have them in my size. I buy them anyway.’ – Keira Knightley
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I see a pair of shoes I adore, and it doesn’t matter if they have them in my size. I buy them anyway.’ – Keira Knightley](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-8.jpg)
9. ‘Craziness in a shoe is great – you can have much more freedom, you can exaggerate and it doesn’t feel stupid. But to have too much craziness near your face, that would just feel weird.’ – Miuccia Prada
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Craziness in a shoe is great – you can have much more freedom, you can exaggerate and it doesn’t feel stupid. But to have too much craziness near your face, that would just feel weird.’ – Miuccia Prada](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-9.jpg)
10. ‘I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic. And she likes shoes. The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end.’ – Amy Adams
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic. And she likes shoes. The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end.’ – Amy Adams](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-10.jpg)
11. ‘How can you live the high life if you do not wear the high heels?’ – Sonia Rykiel
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘How can you live the high life if you do not wear the high heels?’ – Sonia Rykiel](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-11.jpg)
12. ‘As a child I trained myself to dance in very high heels. At 13, in Destiny’s Child, we were told to wear heels, but at first we couldn’t walk in them. We couldn’t keep our knees straight, but we learned.’ – Beyoncé
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘As a child I trained myself to dance in very high heels. At 13, in Destiny’s Child, we were told to wear heels, but at first we couldn’t walk in them. We couldn’t keep our knees straight, but we learned.’ – Beyoncé](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-12.jpg)
13. ‘To wear dreams on one’s feet is to begin to give a reality to one’s dreams.’ – Roger Vivier
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘To wear dreams on one’s feet is to begin to give a reality to one’s dreams.’ – Roger Vivier](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-13.jpg)
14. ‘I would hate for someone to look at my shoes and say, “Oh my God! They look so comfortable!”‘ – Christian Louboutin
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I would hate for someone to look at my shoes and say, “Oh my God! They look so comfortable!”‘ – Christian Louboutin](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-14.jpg)
15. ‘I actually have more shoes than anyone will ever know.’ – Tamara Mellon
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I actually have more shoes than anyone will ever know.’ – Tamara Mellon](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-15.jpg)
16. ‘If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes, you can get away with anything.’ – Iris Apfel
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes, you can get away with anything.’ – Iris Apfel](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-16.jpg)
17. ‘Nicki Minaj has a better booty; but I have better shoes.’ – Rihanna
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Nicki Minaj has a better booty; but I have better shoes.’ – Rihanna](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-17.jpg)
18. ‘Keep your head, heels and standards high.’ – Lola Stark
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Keep your head, heels and standards high.’ – Lola Stark](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-18.jpg)
19. ‘I can be naked as long as I’m wearing the right pair of shoes.’ – Anna Dello Russo
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I can be naked as long as I’m wearing the right pair of shoes.’ – Anna Dello Russo](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-19.jpg)
20. ‘Always wear high heels. Yes, they give you power. You move differently, sit differently, and even speak differently.’ – Carine Roitfeld
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Always wear high heels. Yes, they give you power. You move differently, sit differently, and even speak differently.’ – Carine Roitfeld](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-20.jpg)
21. ‘The average woman falls in love seven times a year. Only six are with shoes.’ – Kenneth Cole
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘The average woman falls in love seven times a year. Only six are with shoes.’ – Kenneth Cole](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-21.jpg)
22. ‘Shoes must have very high heels and platforms to put women’s beauty on a pedestal.’ – Vivienne Westwood
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Shoes must have very high heels and platforms to put women’s beauty on a pedestal.’ – Vivienne Westwood](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-22.jpg)
23. ‘Men tell me that I’ve saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it’s cheaper than a divorce.’ – Manolo Blahnik
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Men tell me that I’ve saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it’s cheaper than a divorce.’ – Manolo Blahnik](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-23.jpg)
24. ‘Life is short, your heels shouldn’t be.’ – Brian Atwood
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Life is short, your heels shouldn’t be.’ – Brian Atwood](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-24.jpg)
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25. ‘It’s really fun to put yourself into a character – into shoes you wouldn’t normally be in.’ – Billie Eilish
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) Funny Quote About Shoes](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Quotes-Shoes-Best-25.jpg)
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26. ‘Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.’ – Marilyn Monroe
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.’ – Marilyn Monroe](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-1.jpg)
27. ‘You can never take too much care over the choice of your shoes. Too many women think that they are unimportant, but the real proof of an elegant woman is what is on her feet.’ – Christian Dior
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘You can never take too much care over the choice of your shoes. Too many women think that they are unimportant, but the real proof of an elegant woman is what is on her feet.’ – Christian Dior](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-7.jpg)
28. ‘Shoes transform your body language and attitude. They lift you physically and emotionally.’ – Christian Louboutin
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Shoes transform your body language and attitude. They lift you physically and emotionally.’ – Christian Louboutin](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-10.jpg)
29. ‘I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.’ – Bette Midler
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.’ – Bette Midler](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-2.jpg)
30. ‘The fact is, sometimes it’s hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then – to make the walk a little more fun.’ – Carrie Bradshaw
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘The fact is, sometimes it’s hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then – to make the walk a little more fun.’ – Carrie Bradshaw](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-3.jpg)
31. ‘Shoes are the quickest way for women to achieve instant metamorphosis.’ – Manolo Blahnik
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘Shoes are the quickest way for women to achieve instant metamorphosis.’ – Manolo Blahnik](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-4.jpg)
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32. ‘My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I’d ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and I’d sketch shoes and shoes and shoes.’ – Alexander Wang
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I’d ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and I’d sketch shoes and shoes and shoes.’ – Alexander Wang](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-5.jpg)
33. For me, with a character, you start with the shoes – Oscar Isaac
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) For me, with a character, you start with the shoes - Oscar Isaac](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-8.jpg)
34. ‘I still have my feet on the ground – I just wear better shoes.’ – Oprah Winfrey
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) ‘I still have my feet on the ground – I just wear better shoes.’ – Oprah Winfrey](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-6.jpg)
35. I have tennis shoes with little rhinestones that I slip on if I exercise. But I always wear heels, even around the house. I’m such a short little thing, I can’t reach my kitchen cabinets – Dolly Parton
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The following shoe quotes feature handbags and shoes by Jimmy Choo.
36. Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal – Marilyn vos Savant
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal - Marilyn vos Savant](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-1-1.jpg)
37. I’ve always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag – Alexander Wang
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38. If I hadn’t been a woman, I’d be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I’d be dressing up in them high heels and putting on the big hair. I’d be like Ru Paul – Dolly Parton
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) If I hadn](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-3-1.jpg)
39. I want to go and go, and then drop dead in the middle of something I’m loving to do. And if that doesn’t happen, if I wind up sitting in a wheelchair, at least I’ll have my high heels on – Dolly Parton
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) I want to go and go, and then drop dead in the middle of something I](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-4-1.jpg)
40. Dancing in high heels is kind of tough. I learn the dances without the heels, and then we add them. We just practice, and I get used to it. My feet hurt really badly at the end of the shows, but it’s fun. While it’s happening it’s fun. I feel tall – Ariana Grande
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) Dancing in high heels is kind of tough. I learn the dances without the heels, and then we add them. We just practice, and I get used to it. My feet hurt really badly at the end of the shows, but it](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-Ariana-Grande.jpg)
41. High heels are pleasure with pain – Christian Louboutin
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) High heels are pleasure with pain - Christian Louboutin](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-6-1.jpg)
42. One of the biggest misconceptions that a woman has is that a man has to accept her the way she is. No, we don’t. I don’t know who told you that. We like the bright and shiny. If you stop wearing the makeup, stop putting on nail polish, stop wearing high heels, you’ll lose us – Steve Harvey
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) One of the biggest misconceptions that a woman has is that a man has to accept her the way she is. No, we don](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-7-1.jpg)
43. Men in high heels? That’s a prosthesis. But I sympathize. Women have these giant heels. They get taller and taller. The men need help. But a man in heels is ridiculous – Christian Louboutin
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) Men in high heels? That](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-Christian-Louboutin.jpg)
44. The higher the better. It’s more about an attitude. High heels empower women in a way – Christian Louboutin
![Funny Quote About Shoes (funny, quote, shoes) The higher the better. It](https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Shoe-Quotes-9-1.jpg)
45. I’d already decided I wanted to design shoes after I saw a sign in the Museum of African and Oceanic Art forbidding high heels. Well, who could resist? – Christian Louboutin
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